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Woman Gets Married To Ferris Wheel

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A woman named Linda, 56, is married to a ferris wheel. The ceremony was small but touching and the couple, finally together, couldn’t be happier. At least one member of the couple is, the one that can actually speak.

Linda first met Bruce, a 70-ton park ride, some 25 years ago when she was working at a carnival. Like in so many great love stories, the couple were separated by time and circumstances but they got their happy ending. They are finally together and Linda says no way she will ever allow them to be apart again.

As she explained on TLC’s My Strange Addiction, Linda is an “objectum sexual.” This means that her affection and attraction are directed to inanimate objects. Some people are attracted to boats, others fall in love with lampshades, but Linda is probably the only woman in the world who is in love with a ferris wheel.

According to Linda, Bruce shares her feelings. When they reunited after so many years, when Bruce got older, creaky and rusty, his reaction upon seeing her again was one of pure joy, Linda says. He looked unwell so she brought him some pizza, which they shared in a romantic candlelit dinner.

She now vows never to leave his side again. She tries to spend every free moment she has with him, and sometimes even sleeps on him, so they can be close and intimate.

We are always glad when people find true love and we wish Linda and Bruce all the happiness in the world.

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