Teen Pizza Restaurant Employee Rubs Scrotum On Pizza
A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy’s pizza franchise was arrested after a customer allegedly caught him rubbing his scrotum on a pizza order.
Apparently, the 18 year-old Austin Michael Symonds was pretty upset because the customer had ordered the pizza right before closing time.
Police say the customer saw Symonds rubbing his testicles on the pizza as he entered the store. He confronted Symonds, who quickly apologized.
He asked Symonds his age, and when he responded with 18 he stated:
“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.”
Symonds responded by saying:
“Yes. Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid.”
According to court documents, Symonds confirmed he had rubbed his genitals on the family size stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese because he was upset with when it was ordered.
The Austin Statesman reports that according to the warrant, Symonds would have given the customer the pizza if he hadn’t noticed.
The Smoking Gun has obtained a copy of the felony complaint which includes the line: “substances such as fecal matter can be transferred by sweat to the scrotum.” Talk about customer service!
The teen is currently out on $10,000 bail from the Williamson County Jail. According to reports, Symonds has been fired from his job.