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‘Squeeze My Boob For Charity!’

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Nine adult movie stars said they could hardly contain their excitement about the ‘Stop! AIDS’ campaign event, which will be broadcast live, but asked for only one thing from participants: please be gentle.

“I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,” Rina Serina told Tokyo Sports. “But I would be very happy if you would please be delicate.”

“I never thought my boobs could contribute to society,”

added Serina, apparently unaware of contradiction. Her colleague, porn actress Iku Sakuragi, took no issue with being groped by hundreds of pairs of hands. “It’s for charity,” said the 21-year old star. “Squeeze them, donate money — let’s be happy.”

“Squeeze them, donate money — let’s be happy.” Let’s just do it, right?

This is the most beautiful way to raise funds for a good cause, if you ask us. Forget about spilling water over our heads, if there were boob-grabbing posts for human disease, famine and starvation on every corner – we would be immortal by the end of the year.

We love the star requesting gropers to “Please be delicate”. Most of these gropers haven’t seen a naked breast that wasn’t pixilated or animated, if you know what we mean. They’re absolutely going to give it a healthy, virgin squeeze once they realize it doesn’t feel like a bag of sand or plastic, for that matter.

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