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School Teachers Demand Student Poop Inspections

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Gustine Elementary School was going through a poop related crisis. The staff found some poop on the floor of the gym, and of course, no one was going to confess that they were the culprit.

The school was adamant about getting to the bottom of this mystery, so they developed a plan. However, when the parents of the students of the school heard about the plan, they were not too thrilled about it.

The staff of the school rounded up 24 kids. The students were then split into groups according to gender. After that, all of the students were ordered to pull their pants down so that their butt cracks were showing. And then the teachers inspected the bum areas of these students to see if there were any traces of poop visible in the general vicinity of the any student’s anus.

Parents were furious when they heard about what had happened at school. And while most of them agree that someone taking a dump on the gym floor is a definite problem, stripping the students and making them take their pants off to expect their rear ends was probably not the best way to handle the situation.

Parents have demanded that something should be done about this and that the teachers or staff who were responsible for this violation of their children’s privacy should definitely be fired. The investigation is ongoing and a school board meeting has already been scheduled to deal with this crappy issue.

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