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Mother Removes Child From School Because She Couldn’t Share Vagina Cookies

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A mother reportedly removed her child from a US school after a teacher didn’t allow her daughter to share vagina-shaped cookies with her peers from class. Apart from removing her daughter from school, the mother sent an abusive email to the teacher, criticizing her for choosing a ‘woman’s job’ and stressing that the cookies were amazing since the body itself is beautiful.  

The furious woman ended her email by saying that she hoped the teacher “ends up with an abusive husband that beats on you every night”.

A friend of the teacher told BuzzFeed News that the entire incident left her speechless and in shock.

“She has been teaching for less than two years so she really didn’t have any experience dealing with people like this. She just reacted the best she could.”

The teacher shared her account of the incident online, pointing out that she likes to reward her class when they have a good week by “having volunteer parents bring in snacks”. The volunteer mother in question is referred to as Autumn Lily Speaker.

‘’Autumn Lily Speaker comes into the classroom with a pan full of treats and brings them to me and says with a smile, ‘I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.’ Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS. There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Autumn bursts with the fury of a thousand angry Andrea Dworkins and starts yelling in front of the class about how ‘I should be proud of my vagina’ and ‘I am settling for a women’s role in life’. Utterly bemused and frozen from shock all I can do is stand and stare at the woman as the word ‘vagina’ is yelled in front of my second-grade class about 987,000 times.’’

The teacher eventually scraped off the vagina frosting and gave the cookies to the kids.

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