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Man Has Had Sex With More Than 700 Cars, First Time Made Love To A Volkswagen Beetle


A 63-year-old man from Washington told Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on This Morning that he has had sex with over 700 cars and also revealed that his first physical experience with a car was with a Volkswagen Beetle, way back in his teens. 

Edward Smith shared with the world that he was “tempted one night to step outside” to make love to the neighbor’s car – so he did.

“I began an interest in the beauty of cars when I was turning just 15 years of age. It woke something up inside me. “

He also said that he has had relationships with a helicopter and planes, stressing that all those machines are better than women. Apart from admitting that having sex with cars can be risky, Edward also explained how it is possible to have sex with a car.

“It has to do with the body itself. I’m not really attracted to any sort of, may I say, penetration. It is hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit. And then of course, the rest is just physical satisfaction – masturbation is, I guess, the word. It is done with the car, by the car – next to it.”

And, Edward is in a long-term relationship.  He has been with the love of his life, Vanilla, since 1982.

‘’On my own private property where I live is where we get mostly intimate and I’m very careful and respectful not to be seen in public because this is private – like any other kind of love affair between a couple.”

However, he confessed to having another, simultaneous relationship with Ginger, a Ford Ranger, but said that Vanilla doesn’t mind. To conclude, Edward stressed that he is aware that cars are vehicles, not living and breathing beings.

“I don’t like to pretend to the point where I forms sociological or mental difficulties, I don’t let it get that heavy. But when I hold them in my arms I do feel an energy that comes from each one of them. It kind of depends what mood I’m in. Lately, at my age, the libidinal energies have kind of calmed. But it is amazing that beyond that there’s a deep, very deep love – I wouldn’t want anything to separate us.”

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