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Man Arrested For Sodomizing A Mailbox

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A man was arrested in Wigan, UK, after he engaged in lewd behavior with a piece of public property, more precisely, a mailbox.

People have all sorts of fetishes and strange sexual inclinations, but most of them keep them to themselves. Paul Bennett, 45, of Wigan, England, probably felt that there was no shame in a little lovin’, even if the object of his desire was just that – an inanimate object.

The incident with the mailbox took place on September 9 in a mall. According to witnesses, Bennett first pulled his pants and underwear down and started pleasuring himself, and then walked to a mailbox and basically humped it. He rubbed himself against the poor thing, with both his hands in the air, shouting “wow” as he went on with it.

When he finished, he pulled his pants up and started dancing around a lamppost. The witnesses notified the police who, when they arrived, found Bennett in a store, exposing himself to the shoppers, in a clearly intoxicated state. Apparently, the man was on some sort of drunken sexual spree that day.

Bennett, who appeared before a judge on Thursday, pleaded guilty on two counts of indecent exposure as well as threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior, which refers to his cursing out the police officers who apprehended him.

According to his lawyer, Bennett is aware that what he did disgusted and upset the people who witnessed his act.

Bennett is required to undergo alcoholism therapy, to pay $75 to one of the witnesses of his sexual act and to register as a sexual offender.

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