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Man Accused Of Having Sex With A Mattress!

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Martin Gregory Coll, 52, who has had 72 previous convictions, has appeared in court, accused of having sex with a mattress.

Namely, a PSNI sergeant found the defendant simulating intercourse in the car park of an old peoples’ home.

“He went to the rear car park which is used by staff and by residents. Officers went to check and when they arrived they heard what they described as sex sounds emanating from behind a fence in the car park. He had a handheld DVD player with the volume turned loud.’’

“He was laying on a mattress naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles and he was simulating sex with the mattress. A number of residents in the old peoples’ home were awake at the time but they did not want to make a statement to the police.”

Coll is charged with committing indecent behavior in the car park at Lavery Fold Old Peoples’ Home at Asylum Road.  The defendant is further charged with “committing an act of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature and of outraging public decency by watching pornography in a public place and with having simulated sex with a mattress while naked”.

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