King Of The Stoned Age Arrested
It is not an everyday honor to be visited by a caveman, but there is no better site than Queens of the Stone Age concert to host one.
Queens of the Stone Age were one of the headliners at the Hangout Fest 2014, in Gulf Shores, Alabama. They have delivered an awesome show on Chevrolet Stage on May 16. Although the band got more than enough media reviews and attention on this gig, something else will probably be more remembered than their amazing show.
One of the visitors came appropriately dressed to the festival on which the above mentioned band was about to perform – as a caveman. Obvious Queens of the Stone Age fan wanted to get some extra fun and groove and therefor brought something more than a ticket to this event.
Apparently, this poor caveman soul had certain amount of illegal substances with him, and for this he was charged for drug position by Alabama police.
He could easily be mentioned in some fashion magazines due to his outfit, which consisted of hairy vest, among other Stone Age fashion details. Caveman is actually 29-year-old Christopher Ray Woods, and he was apparently caught with some MDMA pills and small amount of marijuana while entering the festival.
The above mention furry wet can be viewed on after arrest photo, and his long beard nicely adds to the overall look, and on Smoking Gun site it is mentioned as a “mug shot taken in 10,000 B.C.”
According to Major Anthony Lowery from the Baldwin County Sheriff’s Office, our caveman was spreading a strong marijuana scent around him, and he allowed police officers to search him. Deputies found four Molly pills in his wallet, and some amount of marijuana. Although he was charged with possession, he was released after paying the amount of $6,000 for bail. In Alabama possession of any amount of marijuana is illegal
Queens of the Stone Age are currently on European tour and God knows if they are aware of this caveman-drug-smuggler-arrest event. This funny and somewhat dumb crime made Woods quite known worldwide, and we proclaim him the King of the Stoned Age.