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Homeless Man Picks Up Different Women Each Night

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Joe is a 26-year-old homeless man who picks up a different woman every night, seduces her and goes home with her.

Originally from Boston, Joe has mastered his survival tactic in Manhattan, New York City.  The handsome man begs in the streets during the day and spends what little money he earns on keeping up his good looks.

Even though he has only four different outfits, Joe says women are hypnotized by his charm and arrogance.  He claims he beds around 156 women a year – 15 times more sexual partners than the average person has during a lifetime.

Joe claims his mother kicked him out of the family house after finding his drug stash.  However, this homeless Romeo says he doesn’t regret anything.

“New York City is amazing it has 8 million people so you can f*** a different girl like, whenever you want.  Dude I’ll go up to any random girl and tell them I love them, I wanna marry ’em – just for general recreational purposes.  I was sleeping at this broad’s house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals.”

According to Elite Daily, Joe is happy with his strange lifestyle.

“I might sleep on cardboard like two or three nights a week but I literally wake up every single day and do whatever the f*** I want.  It will be like 7 o’clock in the morning, girls wake me up and say you’re passed out on the sidewalk – you need to go home. I say I f***ing am home!  But I wake up with money in my pocket – my responsibility is to not look homeless, I go to the shop gel my hair, grab a Red Bull and walk out.”

However, he wouldn’t advise young people to look up to him.

“Never become like me… ever. This abstract lifestyle is not for everybody.  I’m pretty sure if you look at all the homeless people in New York City I’m the only one that can really pull this s*** off.”


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