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‘Hi, Officer, Will You Have Sex With Me?’


A Florida woman called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him to have sex with her.

Maria Montanez-Colon, 58-year old, was arrested for abusing the 911 service, when she called police with a false story. Eventually, when an officer arrived she tried to have sex with him.

The story she told him was bogus. She told police that she gave her late husband’s convertible to his son while she was drunk, and that she now wants the car back.

When officer Justin Davoult of the Punta Gorda Police Department arrived at her place, Montanez-Colon allegedly made a move on him.

She then asked him if he was married and reportedly moved on to rub the officer’s chest. She then told Davoult that he was very sexy , and that she actually wanted to have sex with him because she didn’t have sex in years. Nice move, grandma.

However, the officer wasn’t in the mood for sex with the old lady. The horny woman then called 911 again and asked for another officer to come and see her.

When the dispatcher asked why she wanted another men, she explained that the officer turned her down and that made her very angry. Officers responded to Montanez-Colon’s home, but now, they arrested her for misuse of 911.

She was and booked into the Charlotte County Jail. Officers said that the lady was intoxicated at the time of the incident.

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