Global Warming, Pollution Destroying Polar Bears’ Penises
Global warming is a real and a serious thing, every environmental scientist will tell you that. Those who specialize on the impact of this dangerous phenomenon in the polar zones will tell you that in addition to melting ice and changing sea levels, global warming and pollution are also threatening the penises of polar bears.
This may sound strange but unfortunately it seems to be true. Danish scientists have found that the penis bone in polar bears is shrinking year after year and that, if things continue this way, those bones will eventually break. In addition to penis-breaking being very painful and humiliating for the bears, this is dangerous for the entire species. Without penises, how will they mate and propagate?
The pollution that is causing polar ice to melt also affects the living creatures that live on and around that ice. The levels of pollutants in the polar bears bodies, especially the pollutant deposits inside their bones, are affecting their health and causing their bones to become more brittle. Every year, bears are born with smaller penises and this is seriously putting the entire species at risk of extinction.
Global warming has been particularly hard on polar bears – no pun intended. Not only is it putting their penises at risk, it is also affecting their hunting activities, which have become difficult with all the melting ice.
Polar bears are not the only animals affected by pollution and global warming. Scientists have previously discovered that otters’ penises are also shrinking.