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Florida Sweethearts Get Sexy On Kia

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It’s no secret that having sex on (instead of in) a car is one of the most common sexual fantasies. People usually do it on the hood, but hey, the roof may also be a good spot! Also, most people usually do it on their own cars, not someone else’s, and not on cars that are set out for sale in a dealership. But Erin Byrd and Ramon Mitchell from West Palm Beach, Florida, are not most people.

The couple probably decided to spice up their sex life a bit and thought it would be a great idea to do it on top of one of the cars sold at Mike’s Auto Sales, specifically, a Kia Sedona. Why they chose one of the worst selling cars of 2014, instead of a swankier car, say, a Porsche, remains a mystery.

The couple’s passionate encounter was discovered by a neighbor who was alerted by moans and groans coming from the nearby car dealership and decided to go see what gives. He saw Byrd and Mitchell naked on the roof of the car, they saw him and yelled at him to go away. The neighbor called the police who, when they arrived, found the couple inside the Kia Sedona displayed for sale at the lot.

The couple was quite angry because of the interruption, and Mitchell even spit in the police officer’s face. They were promptly arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, burglary and trespassing, and Mitchell also got himself an extra charge for assaulting an officer.

Byrd was released from jail the following day, but Mitchell was held on bail and the officer who got spit on had to go to a hospital for biohazard exposure.

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