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Drunk Chinese Trespasser Jumps Out Window To Prove He’s Superman

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A drunk Chinese man had to prove he was Superman in order to avoid arrest. The man in question, later identified as Tang Lei, got drunk and broke into a 10-year-old girl’s bedroom. Since he didn’t want the girl to scream or call her parents, the intoxicated Lei told her he was Superman.

The smart little girl told him he had to prove he was the Man of  Steel or she would scream.

Lei apparently thought he had no other option than to attempt flying, so he jumped out of a fifth-floor window.

Naturally, his stunt didn’t work and he suffered severe bruises after landing on a nearby roof.

He told the police that he had way too much to drink and admitted that he attempted to break in the apartment, not knowing that the room belonged to a child.

“To keep her quiet I told her I was really Superman and I’d soon be flying off back to my secret headquarter. She called my bluff and told me, ‘If you’re Superman show me you can fly or I’ll scream.’ I had no choice so I stripped to my pants to look more like a superhero and went to the window. I know it doesn’t make sense but it did to me when I was drunk. “

The Superman-wanna-be was taken to hospital, but remains in police custody on burglary charges.

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