Don’t Fart On Girls Unless You Want A Good Beating
A bizarre high school brawl took place on Staten Island on Monday. It wasn’t about lunch, it wasn’t about name-calling, none of the usual stuff that sends kids into violent behavior. It was about farts.
The fight took place at Pleasant Plains High School in Staten Island, New York, which specializes in education for children with various disabilities and special needs. The participants in the fight will not be named for legal reasons, since they are both minors.
It all started when a female student, 17-years old, accused her fellow classmate of farting on her. We would assume that he denied the flatulent assault, since his reaction to the accusation obviously sent the other student into a great fit of rage.
The girl allegedly beat the 15-year old boy with a metal stool, after which she proceeded to punch him in the head. She delivered ten to fifteen punches, according to the witnesses, before she was interrupted by whoever came in to stop the fight.
The girl is facing felony and misdemeanor assault charges for assaulting the boy who allegedly farted on her. It is uncertain whether the fact that she goes to a school for children with special needs will be taken in consideration when deciding her punishment.
It also remains uncertain whether the boy, who ended up with eight stitches, would’ve done better had he just admitted that he broke wind on her. In any case, if you do need to pass gas, make sure there are no angry school girls around.