Angry Woman Vows To Poop On Rude Dog Owners’ Yards
Annie Preece, a street artist and muralist, has declared war to her inconsiderate and rude neighbors, threatening to poop on their yards.
Namely, her neighbors let their dogs defecate on her yard, so she has decided to fight fire with fire.
The agitated woman has posted a public warning to anyone who doesn’t clean up after their pet.
“To the person who lets their dog poop on our lawn and doesn’t clean it up: First of all, it’s beyond rude. We live here and pay a lot of money to live here and it’s not a toilet. Secondly, if you can’t pick up your dog’s poop, you shouldn’t have a dog. And lastly, we are watching you. The next time you let your dog poop on our lawn and don’t pick it up, I will personally follow you back to your home, wait until you get inside, pull down my pants and take a huge dump on your doorstep and on the windshield of your car. Love, Annie.”
The sign posted at the corner of Wilshire Boulevard and Sweetzer Avenue, Los Angeles, has gotten a positive reaction from her locals.